Williamsburg Brooklyn, July 4th
Damn, Gina
These teeth aren't going to bleach themselves.
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Religious Teachings on Sex Infographic (via pseudoplacebo)
Transformers 2 F.A.Q.
Q: Why would a robot need to fart, pee, or vomit? And why would it need testicles?
A: Michael Bay does not understand what a robot is.
Q: So it’s not as bad as shitting your pants?
A: Marginally. I honestly had to make a pro and con list to figure it out.
Q: Could you sum up the film in one line of its dialogue?
A: “I am standing directly beneath the enemy’s scrotum.”
Read the whole thing at Topless Robot
Jul 02
“ Remember when you were in college, and you had a friend who spent junior year in Florence, and then she greeted people by kissing them on both cheeks for the first four days of senior year? Gwyneth Paltrow is that girl in those four days, forever.
— Dave Holmes (via yourmonkeycalled)
OooOOOOooohhh is there any better opener than “There are facts about my husband’s death I haven’t told you”?
What. I don’t read just Mary Worth. One of the best parts of Apt 3-G is that anyone’s hair can change color at any moment, even the main characters. Especially the main characters. For the past year, Nora Mills here has had black hair. Now she’s a brunette. Do keep up.
Re-
We spend our lives rereading and rewatching and relistening and relearning. We eat the same things over and over. We end up loving people who remind us of other people. We perform these rituals, this spacetime origami, because the basic fact of our n-dimensional existence is this: Most things can be recalled and some things can be revisited but precious little can be relived.
