Damn, Gina

pileofnearmisses:

Get well soon, Lindsay Lohan.

camplittlewolf:

“Amy Poehler: What’s some good advice your mother gave you?

Tina Fey: Always wear a bra. Whether you think you need it or not, just wear one. You’re not going to look back and regret that. I also remember her telling me one time in middle school that if a boy ever asked me on a date and I didn’t want to go, I should make sure I was polite about it, which was hilarious because she gave me that advice about 15 years too early. I was like, “Mom, it’s not coming up, it’s fine.” She was like, “Just make sure you’re kind.”

AP: There are a lot of girls who look at you as a role model. Maybe they’re really smart and funny but aren’t quite getting a lot of boy attention, and they’re stressed out about it. What would you say to them?

TF: You know what? Let the boys practice on other girls. Let them treat other girls like crud, let them learn how to French kiss for, like, 10 years, let them give some other girl a bunch of crappy Valentine’s Day gifts, and then you just move in when they’re fully formed.”

turtalia:

randomnyc:

A&P, 246 Third Ave, Manhattan, 1936.

mmMMMmmm sparkle desserts.

!!! Danielle brought me a sparkle dessert just last night!

(Not in a dirty way, if there is a dirty way.)

twentysomethingtales:

What I’m totally missing from the United States right now…

And yes, I am procrastinating like crazy today. I really need to get working. Instead I decided to have a tablespoon of Nutella and make a Photoshop collage.

1. Baby carrots.
2. Rosebud Salve.
3. Mario Badescu drying lotion.
4. My New York magazine subscription. Especially for knowing that every Monday night was reserved for me-time with the crossword at the back of the mag.
5. The Atlantic Monthly, which I didn’t subscribe to, but bought pretty regularly.
6. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Not like I really eat these more than once or twice a year…but not being able to have them makes me crave them.
7. Pinkberry. I might just try out this “My-Berry” business they have going on in Paris, but I’m slightly afraid. Furthermore…Pinkberry DELIVERY. Best. Thing. Ever.
8. My regular face wash, Clean & Clear deep clean cream cleanser. (Try saying that five times fast.)
9. Hulu. And Netflix.

I can send you some Reese’s and Rosebud Salve from London if you like (they sell the latter at American Apparel here). My own list would be much less glamorous: the L’eggs black microfiber tights they sell for $5 at Duane Reade; Smuckers seedless blackberry jam; Karo syrup; cornbread stuffing; my preferred lady times product; that pre-shredded pre-ziploc’ed monterey jack cheese for nachos.

Leo, you are a fancy lady and I am… from Oklahoma.

P.S. Oh wait, also the New Yorker and 30 Rock.

P.P.S. And Kiehl’s tea tree oil shampoo. Okay, I’m not entirely a Kraft Foods-craving knuckle-scraper.

For Mia

(via energyface)

Google Image Search for “Brooklyn Marriage Bureau”

Oh sure, totally man, you should go for it.