2008

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The Boys and the Subway (From Joey)

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“No, I’m romantic - a sentimental person thinks things...”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side...

“Your mind can justify double standards, it seems, but in...”
— Deep Down, We Can’t Fool...

The Voodoo That You Do: The Plug

My memories of my best dates involve a Big Mouth Billy Bass...

Some highlights of Alleged Haunted...

Leap Castle, Ireland: “The fourth night, she got up and practiced a black magic occult...

Other Sarah Brown Update

Megan, Joanna, Kelly, Dominique, Anne, Elise, Rachel and Caitlin are all in for Cape Fear. Megan...

No such luck

The Fantisight, by Pierce I had an inappropriate dream this weekend, the kind you have about a...

I got a new shirt.

Crisis over. (Bar-Toons by Harrod)

“Polar bear noses.” Aw. Don’t give me...

You should buy this. Kevin Fanning is one of my favorite...

DEAR GOD I NEED NEVER SEE MARY WORTH IN SHORTS AGAIN ARE YOU...

pileofnearmisses: capn_special: CUSTOM COMICS 12: nothing...

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The Only 8-Minute Plus Songs I Ever Want...

Kashmir, Led Zeppelin Bad, U2 Girl From the North Country, Secret Machines Whenever You...

Zombie meme

kfan: I love this meme. You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:1. One weapon.2. One...

Sabrage: “Be careful not to chop off your thumb. A...

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Nine Sitcom Credits With Lessons About...

Show Concept: Saturday Night Live: Celebrity pushing a new movie performs in skits that help America...

Boy party, taken from the room of the girl party

I'm a big Bob fan.

osmium:
me: good morning, bob.
bob: hello, doctor. how are we this morning? are you pushing back the frontiers of ignorance? are you? well i hope so, that's what you're paid for, get to it already. (exits)

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Today was the best day of my life so far. (I know;...

From KFan. So timely.

Things My Boss Has Said

bartlebysunite: Me: Do you know if the elevator is still stuck? I’m already running late, maybe I...

Other Sarah Brown Update

Unfortunately, the piece she entered in the “It’s Your Show” UCLA Extension Art and Design...

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pileofnearmisses: Weirdest Facebook Ad Ever

hipster law

Someone should print this out and post it to streetlamps all over the world. I’ve long...

Google image search result for “Molly Bloom”

Branded fireworks

Non-branded fireworks

Happy Bloomsday!

This is my kind of news story.

(Almost) Everyone Who’s Ever Been On Futurama (via...

Something my readers can print out and pin to...

Thank you for never saying “FTW” to me.

Drivin' on 9

distorte: sarahb: osmium: i am a fun nazi on myself. as i was taking it, i was like i suck oh my...

Drivin' on 9

osmium: i am a fun nazi on myself.  as i was taking it, i was like i suck oh my god i hate me shit...

Drivin' on 9

The Breeders show last night was a great time. Kim and Kelley both looked happy and like they were...

Bump reflective

This new thing Us Weekly (ugh, I know) is doing where they do a “look back at the bump”...

You with the ouija board at the met bbq

New men's deodorant scents

fulpakru: Crushing DefeatSpit BucketSuspension BridgeManual TransmissionLate At Work Cigar Tops...

Other Sarah Brown Update

Interactive group therapy : integrating interpersonal, action-oriented, and psychodynamic...

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
— Eleanor Roosevelt My favorite...

Famous ghosts

After I mentioned famous ghosts on Wikipedia the other day, Josh and I were emailing which ones were...

For KFan

The Internet Vs. The Care of Your Soul

I had this idea last week to bill my own time, in fifteen minute increments, like I had to do at my...

Elephant Hotel, Coney Island, 1890 In 1885 James V. Lafferty...

Huh?

I just noticed the link on the main page to “Tumblettes: A few girls, women and ladies we...

The Children’s Books You Wish Celebrities Would Write,...

“If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books,...”
— John Waters (via antoinetta) ...

Some of my favorite sentences from the...

Many stories now begin with new people she meets in her volunteer work at the local hospital or at...

Medicine

I sent my mom a link to the article about the woman with polio who lived her life in an iron lung....

My heart throbs for Roast Beef

“Ninety-nine percent of the world’s lovers are not with their...”
— Willie Nelson (via...

I am a post-coital idiot

For Laura. peterwknox: hugehuge: Recumbent 3 a.m. conversation a few days ago: She [sincerely and...

Cities and Ambition

Today’s Mary Worth is infinitely more fun if you...

Other Sarah Brown Update

Liz is having a BBQ/pool party June 7. The gate code is #3467 and don’t forget to park in...

Possible Indiana Jones Spoiler

How in the world did Indiana Jones’ dad die, when he drank from the freaking holy grail in the...

Typo personalities

Come for The State, stick around for the...

Bloody Face Boys Tee, Built By Wendy I need this.

I'd rather be in Tokyo

Checking my referral stats on QSS, someone arrived from this long search string: i’d like to...

3trillion.org

The Man in Bogotá - Amy Hempel

distorte: The police and emergency service people fail to make a dent. The voice of the pleading...

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Softie

I’ve had a tiny package of Kleenex in my purse since December, when I was sick while home for...

jump! by jen (pluie latéralement) on Flickr

“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”
— Plato

Synchronicity/The squid is in

Sleepyhead

My very first thought upon awakening — not really even awakening, just opening my eyes —...

Everybody hurts

On growing up

I think this same thing at least once a month. I do daydream now about decorating a home all by...

On being a woman

AG: I don't know how I've lived 28 years without being cast in a birth control pill ad.
SB: It's like The Lottery by Shirley Jackson, only instead of being stoned to death, you have to star in a commercial for dish detergent, birth control, or yogurt.

Fashion News.

Operation: Wear Sundresses All Summer is going well, but due to some poor planning and shopping...

Other Sarah Brown Update

Listen, I’ll be frank: clearly I’ve been dealing with multiple Other Sarah Browns, but...

“…with all due respect to the other three guys the...”
— stylus magazine on reunion...

“Pomerol - kinda black and raw, wine + cherries, invisible...”
— Ray Smuckles

“…with all due respect to the other three guys the...”
— stylus magazine on reunion...

Of course. Right this way, Dr. and Mrs. Kayden...

When Kevin Fanning Says Post a Three...

Total number of books I’ve owned: I don’t know. More than CDs I’ve owned, but not more...

About me, to you, on and on.

Currently: not saying every single thing I wish I could say. 

I am reblogging this because I can’t favorite...

Not much, and you? cmilleur: via...

Other Sarah Brown Outburst

JESUS CHRIST OTHER SARAH BROWN, YOU CANNOT REGISTER FOR FACEBOOK WITH SARAH.BROWN@GMAIL BECAUSE I AM...

Things I Did Last Night

Pac-Man Explained (via Gawker)

I’ve been thinking this one over, and I think I’d like to go out feeling all...

Other things I think about on the...

I wonder what part of London the Happiness Hotel was supposed to be in.

“Have you forgotten what we were like then when we were still...”
— Frank O’Hara : Animals (via...

Other Sarah Brown Update

Things are getting so crazy with Other Sarah Brown that I can’t even type it in a public...

Today I will only be reblogging Kevin...

I just Xed people I actually know that Facebook suggested, and felt guilty, but they’re casual...

Jay Carlson somehow managed to top Non-Poisonous Cake, which...

“By the time you swear you’re his, Shivering and...”
— Dorothy Parker

“DAD: I think I’ll always be a little bit weirder than...”
— (while on my cell phone with...

Should tape this to my eyelids.  rach: (via gregbrown)

Clearing some things up.

N took this at The Gate last night. I mean, in a secret...

Aaaaaand we've got another one.

This guy favorited this photo. My spidey-sense told me he had a thing, and I was right. I sort of...

An ostentation of peacocks, that's a...

Everyone knows a group of crows is a murder and a group of owls is a parliament, but did you know a...

Well, it makes things more readable and...

“I think in the future, capitalization will disappear,” said Professor Sterling, who teaches at the...

SB: WWKFD, for real.
PG: I would put that guy in charge tomorrow if I didn't have a sneaking suspicion we'd all be reading Buffy fanfics 'til the end of our days.

Strangers on a train

On my train ride home today, I finished my book a few stops early so I had some time to people...

Don’t twitter what you’re blogging, eating,...

One life goal is to see the aurora...

I would play more checkers if I could play checkers in a...

GOD MARY WORTH YOU SANCTIMONIOUS BITCH I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON...

"The Writer" by Richard Wilbur

Beautiful. kfan: In her room at the prow of the houseWhere light breaks, and the windows are tossed...

“Using the internet to push around basic information in new...”
— Warren Ellis (via yarg)

I loved these in the Museum of Drunken Art at...

Hankies

Flickr has taught me that there is a fetish for everyone — remember the sheet guy? — and...

Repository

I really like this.  yesand: We are lying in my bed, talking music because it is one of two things...

This made me bark-laugh.

pileofnearmisses: Bugs think smurfs are the sky.

“They should draw up an equation: What level of fame do you...”
— Tina Fey (via goldenfiddle)

kayfabe: allgrownsup:eec: black flag hair - a...

Other Sarah Brown Update: Things Get...

Lowell is happy to sit in with her at the studio, but he can’t seem to get the chord charts to...

Other Sarah Brown Update

Kristeen booked her flight to Jacksonville from Minneapolis with a layover in Atlanta, and Kody...

I know what several people are getting for Christmas this...

Other Sarah Brown Update:

She just switched companies but hopes to have her license online by Wednesday. She’ll be out...

Ark of the Covenant by Michael T. Rea

Stephen Hawking suit by Michael T. Rea

Fish Tank by Michael T. Rea

Other Sarah Brown Update

She just registered for the KHITS Adult Easter Egg Hunt in St. Louis, MO via PayPal. $44.95. I think...