January 2008
27 posts
Become Your Own Foal, Spontaneous Quantum... →
Six years later, and this site deserves some revisiting.
Okay, so he's married.
But that’s not going to stop me from trying to get him for Cringe. Fellow Tulsans!
If only we could meet and fall in love, holidays... →
Between the sheets
You know, when someone favorites one of your pictures and you click on their name and they have no photos available to you, only things they’ve favorited, odds are you’ve got some kind of hang up on your hands. I get the ones who like naked ladies. Who doesn’t like naked ladies? And feet, sure, that’s a normal kink, as kinks go. But the ones who are just into things covered...
Streets Of Rage
I have never heard anyone else articulate how I feel about that creepy Britney dude OR how I feel about teenagers so perfectly, and all at once! skeetonmischa: I’m not necessarily saying that Adnan Ghalib is scary. Sure, his facial hair and hairstyle may remind me of a mini boss from the video game, “Streets of Rage 2”, but that’s not necessarily the scariest aspect of him. I may have in the...
Modern age
My last boyfriend, while we were breaking up, we literally took a break in the middle of the break up for him to shower, and while he was in the shower I turned on his phone that was charging in my bedroom to see if he still had the girl in there who’d dicked him over before he met me. He did, just as her first name. Then I checked to see how he had me listed. “Sarah B.” I was...
Tugboat captain
I usually have a pretty strong reaction to anything that involves infidelity, or glamorizes it, or acts like it’s okay and we should just all be grown ups about it. It’s a very knee-jerk old fashioned reaction, but I can’t help it. So I don’t like that I liked the way this made me feel.
WatchRing Toss
How Yo La Tengo got their name →
Report: 94% of South Dakotans Unprepared for Mt.... →
Of course we snuck in alcohol.
Well the first thing you need to know is that Mount Rushmore was built by Calvin Coolidge to hide the Native American city of gold inside. Duh. Best line: “Everyone! These rocks get darker if you get them wet!”
That crazy sax breakdown in “Never Tear Us Apart” and “Angel of Harlem,” that’s what the ’80s sounded like.
Just think: somewhere, right now, a baby boy is being born who will one day grow up to play Tom Cruise in the inevitable Mommie Dearest movie about his life. Think of the interviews that boy will have to give.
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I drink your milkshake!
Okay, so Judd Apatow isn’t making all the movies just yet. Thank god, because this was amazing.
Is Judd Apatow making all the movies now?
Last night we saw Walk Hard. At least two previews featured films “from the guys who brought you Knocked Up and Superbad.” One was starring Jason Segel, who I’ve loved since Freaks & Geeks, but it makes me wonder if all these guys who are friends in real life hit it big and decided to release a movie starring each of them, one at a time. I’m all for funny nerds getting...
