Smell you later, normals
Happy birthday to my best girl.
My 2001 Addy award for the Long Honker Goose Call (“NO MORE ‘HABLA HONK HONK’: Speak Fluent Goose, Right Out of the Box”) would like a word
Every single time I buy a new shampoo I think, “This could be the one, the one that will change my life.”
I think I look forward to my annual Nic Cage birthday photoshop from Chris more than I look forward to my actual birthday.
In the future, Richard Branson wishes you a happy birthday before your mom does.
mccormcorp asked: Has anyone else floated the idea that OSB is your own personal (*spoiler*) Tyler Durden?
Ha! I don’t know which one of us would be more disappointed: an alter ego who orders $99 worth of pencils and has an account with fuckbuddy dot com, or an alter ego who trumpets all of your terrible life choices online.