WERE WE EVER SO YOUNG
I actually think about this all the time
All time favorite
"Drama" is a co-worker talking shit about you in the break room, not your ex-boyfriend choking you.
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My friend Sarah expounds further on her kryptonite: “This scent made my house smell like I was richer and less worried than I am, which is not at all and very. Of course then they discontinued it.”
"It kind of smells beachy? Like you spent all day at a beach, but not a lame touristy beach, maybe like some secret cove where Daniel Craig would take Rachel Weisz and then later he’d shower before dinner and put on a crinkly button-down shirt and this is how he would smell."
Dream job: elephant babysitter
For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.
This is an issue close to my heart.
Knowing Your Michelles | dooce® -
"I guarantee you she has been playing this role since Amy T. locked herself in the bathroom at Amy J.’s slumber party in fourth grade. That’s when she learned what got her off, and she has been seeking it out like a junkie every since."
I wrote a field guide to people you meet on a weekend away over at dooce.com today.
Twitter mute function seems to have turned itself off somehow
date a boy with nice cheek bones
date a boy who has a good taste in clothes
date a boy with a great laugh
date a boy who’s hoodie you can borrow
date a boy with fantastic collarbones
date a boy who smiles constantly
date a boy with arms like damn