Damn, Gina

Jun 17

(via doseofwords)

Jun 16

Smell you later, normals

Smell you later, normals

Happy birthday to my best girl.

Happy birthday to my best girl.

Jun 14

distorte: “now” My 2001 Addy award for the Long Honker Goose Call (“NO MORE ‘HABLA HONK HONK’: Speak Fluent Goose, Right Out of the Box”) would like a word

distorte:

“now”

My 2001 Addy award for the Long Honker Goose Call (“NO MORE ‘HABLA HONK HONK’: Speak Fluent Goose, Right Out of the Box”) would like a word

Jun 13

Every single time I buy a new shampoo I think, “This could be the one, the one that will change my life.”

Jun 11

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Jun 10

I think I look forward to my annual Nic Cage birthday photoshop from Chris more than I look forward to my actual birthday.

I think I look forward to my annual Nic Cage birthday photoshop from Chris more than I look forward to my actual birthday.

In the future, Richard Branson wishes you a happy birthday before your mom does.

In the future, Richard Branson wishes you a happy birthday before your mom does.

Jun 09

[video]

mccormcorp asked: Has anyone else floated the idea that OSB is your own personal (*spoiler*) Tyler Durden?

Ha! I don’t know which one of us would be more disappointed: an alter ego who orders $99 worth of pencils and has an account with fuckbuddy dot com, or an alter ego who trumpets all of your terrible life choices online.