On social networking sites, there should not only be a button to tell your relationship status, but there should also be one that says I Am Trying To Entertain You / I Am Not Trying To Entertain You.
Just heard a conversation about people’s boring twitter feeds, and it makes me wish I could make it clear on my twitter: This is not an attempt to get world famous, this is where I bitch when my office is too cold. “Tweet like you would like to be tweeted!” (Or whatever.) Not every word out of my mouth is an exercise in branding.
I just made a Twitter list of Whiners, and one of Funny (Trying). This is so I remember not to click on either of them.
After spending 20 minutes creating Twitter lists, this is how I feel.
CHARMED: It’s the Most Wonderul Time of the Year
“What are you going to be for Halloween this year?”
“Oh, I was thinking maybe a Lichtenstein painting.”
“…”
Oh MAN, this is awesome. I’d totally do something like this if I wasn’t anti-facepaint.
This is FANTASTIC.
I’ve actually created another Tumblr called Other Sarah Browns; I just haven’t done anything with it yet.
DJs Business Casual & Heart Disease (The Number One Killa In America), 10-28-09
“Memories” - Clinic
“I Wanna Be Adored” - The Stone Roses
“The Raven” - Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan
“Sand” - Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra
“Black Magic” - Jarvis Cocker
“The Book Lovers” - Broadcast
“Seagreen Serenades” - Silver Apples
“Young Men Dead” - The Black Angels
“Stir Inside This House” - 13th Floor Elevators
“Cat Wants To Be Dog” - Macha
“He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss)” - Grizzly Bear
“Night Of The Long Grass” - The Troggs
“Naturally Stoned” - The Avant Garde
“It’s Not Too Beautiful” - The Beta Band
“Nothing’s Gonna Stop” - Folk Implosion
“Here Cum Germs” - Alien Sex Fiend
“White Walls” - The Vanishing
“Kaw-Liga (Moody Boys rmx)” - The Residents
“The Great Pretender” - Brain Eno
“White Car in Germany” - The Associates
“Colony” - Joy Division
“Capers” - Birthday Party
“Terror Couple Kill Colonel” - Bauhaus
“(That’s When I Reach For My) Revolver” - Mission of Burma
“Pictures on my Wall” - Echo & the Bunnymen
“Bermuda” - Roky Erickson
“Red Eyes and Tears” - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
“Dead Souls” - Joy Division
“Losers, Weepers” - The Rock*A*Teens
“Fluorescent Grey” - Deerhunter
“Henry Lee” - Nick Cave and PJ Harvey
“Nature Boy” - Ellen Dedrick (The Free Design)
“Season Of The Witch” - Donovan
“Manipulation” - The Black Angels
“Cities In Dust” - Siouxsie And The Banshees
“In Particular” - Blonde Redhead
“Third Uncle” - Brian Eno
“Journey To The Center Of The Mind” - The Amboy Dukes
“Tower Of Song” - The Jesus and Mary Chain
“Inside” - 14 Iced Bears
“All Tomorrow’s Parties” - The Velvet Underground
“Contact” - Brigitte Bardot
“La Plus Belle ” - Sylvie Vartan
“Golden Lights” - Twinkle
“You Showed Me” - Lightning Seeds
“Sugar Tax” - OMD
“Shoot You Down” - Stone Roses
“Cheree” - Suicide
“The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack” - Liars
“These Boots Were Made for Walking” - Crispin Glover
“Teenage Suicide” - Unrest
“Gimmie Danger” - Iggy & the Stooges
“Nothing Left to Lose” - Wipers
I really want to listen to this all, right now.
I miss my iTunes.