"I guarantee you she has been playing this role since Amy T. locked herself in the bathroom at Amy J.’s slumber party in fourth grade. That’s when she learned what got her off, and she has been seeking it out like a junkie every since."
I wrote a field guide to people you meet on a weekend away over at dooce.com today.
Twitter mute function seems to have turned itself off somehow
Sorry im late
okay, this one made me laugh A LOT.
This whole song and dance is engraved in my brain forever and never not funny.
Not pictured: the rest of my family members, very annoyed to be stalled in their pursuit of frozen custard for the thirty seconds it took to take this photo
Stephen Gammell is one of the biggest reasons I do what I do. This art has never ceased to haunt and amaze me.
We were talking about these illustrations just the other day, how they were so much scarier than the stories themselves.
Do the juggalos know about this?!