Damn, Gina

lizdexia:

lydiamdeetz:

fuck-yeah-online-shopping:

Hand-Painted Wing Scarf ($60.00)

I NEED THIS

Holy shit, this is amazing.

JUST LIKE A ONE-WINGED DOVE
WHO WANTS TO GO TO KARAOKE BUT HER HUSBAND IS TIRED

If Anna Waronker’s eye on the cover of the Retreat from the Sun album was my #1 ’90s definition of beauty, Tabitha Soren in her red mini dress and white patent boots at the 1995 VMAs was my #2.

If Anna Waronker’s eye on the cover of the Retreat from the Sun album was my #1 ’90s definition of beauty, Tabitha Soren in her red mini dress and white patent boots at the 1995 VMAs was my #2.

oldloves:

Marlee Matlin & William Hurt at the 1987 Academy Awards

There was a time not too long ago when celebrities looked like this, at their best. I love that time and mourn its demise.

oldloves:

Marlee Matlin & William Hurt at the 1987 Academy Awards

There was a time not too long ago when celebrities looked like this, at their best. I love that time and mourn its demise.

buzzfeedrewind:

Are you Gen X? Gen Y? Millennial? ’90s kid? Then check out X vs. Y: A Culture War, a Love Story [by Eve Epstein & Leonora Epstein] a completely hilarious pop culture book (discussing everything from your childhood) that you will love. Available on Amazon.

My friend Leonora wrote this book with her older sister. You should buy it. Please, like you don’t love Venn diagrams and mentions of Sassy magazine. You’re on the internet, aren’t you?

buzzfeedrewind:

Are you Gen X? Gen Y? Millennial? ’90s kid? Then check out X vs. Y: A Culture War, a Love Story [by Eve Epstein & Leonora Epstein] a completely hilarious pop culture book (discussing everything from your childhood) that you will love. Available on Amazon.

My friend Leonora wrote this book with her older sister. You should buy it. Please, like you don’t love Venn diagrams and mentions of Sassy magazine. You’re on the internet, aren’t you?

I spent the last several weeks serving jury duty on a federal criminal trial against some hardcore gangsters. It was pretty intense, but I would like to share the following lighthearted detail: when we saw photos of the inside of one of the mobster’s houses, he totally had that IKEA Audrey Hepburn print that every sorority girl owns.

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ONE MILLION SHOUTS OUT to my best girl and my mother’s favorite daughter, DANIELLE HENDERSON, new Arts & Culture Editor at The Stranger! How long has she worked there before getting this promotion, you ask? Oh, two months. How proud of her am I? JUST ALL OF IT

Whhhhyyyyy

My favorite thing to do in an office is slowly walk away backwards from someone while mouthing “This boat is sinking” like I’m Annie Lennox

nevver:

Magic, Colin Tierney

Someone buy me this pen

nevver:

Magic, Colin Tierney

Someone buy me this pen

robotbabysitter:

Gluten free snacks. Gluten free pants. Gluten free furniture. Gluten free shampoo. Gluten free light bulbs. Gluten free Montessori school.
A family vacation centered around a large group gluten exorcism.

robotbabysitter:

Gluten free snacks. Gluten free pants. Gluten free furniture. Gluten free shampoo. Gluten free light bulbs. Gluten free Montessori school.

A family vacation centered around a large group gluten exorcism.

outofcharactersuburb:

liartownusa:

Any Word Can Be a Trigger!Public Service Announcement

My trigger words are “hello”, “wait”, and “trigger”. 

This is timely: I’m Triggered By Your Triggers, which articulates what I’ve been half-thinking but couldn’t put my finger on.

outofcharactersuburb:

liartownusa:

Any Word Can Be a Trigger!Public Service Announcement

My trigger words are “hello”, “wait”, and “trigger”. 

This is timely: I’m Triggered By Your Triggers, which articulates what I’ve been half-thinking but couldn’t put my finger on.