Damn, Gina

These teeth aren't going to bleach themselves.
Jun 29
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I got a new shirt.
I got a new shirt.
Jun 28
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Crisis over. (Bar-Toons by Harrod)

Crisis over.

(Bar-Toons by Harrod)

Jun 27
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“Polar bear noses.” Aw. Don’t give me another reason to love David Berman. It’s crowded in here already. distorte: This was tucked in the new Silver Jews LP I bought today. The sleeve has handwritten lyrics and chords for all the songs. I have seen this done a dozen times and it still makes me giddy it’s so cool.

“Polar bear noses.” Aw. Don’t give me another reason to love David Berman. It’s crowded in here already.

distorte:

This was tucked in the new Silver Jews LP I bought today. The sleeve has handwritten lyrics and chords for all the songs. I have seen this done a dozen times and it still makes me giddy it’s so cool.
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You should buy this. Kevin Fanning is one of my favorite writers. kfan: Fever Dream Ghost Book My new book will be done in a couple of weeks, so won’t you help me clear a few more of these off the shelves? Fever Dream Ghost Book is a collection of 15 stories about ghosts. Here are the some of the sentences it includes: You won’t be the last person to die in this house. She is speaking Japanese in reverse, and has flames tearing at the insides of her eyes. I put my lips to your ear and whispered every secret I’ve ever kept. All night I kept getting emails from people I thought were dead. “You’re not dying,” Diego said. “You just ate too much ice cream.” Read reviews on Goodreads! Purchase at whygodwhy.com!

You should buy this. Kevin Fanning is one of my favorite writers.

kfan:

Fever Dream Ghost Book

My new book will be done in a couple of weeks, so won’t you help me clear a few more of these off the shelves?

Fever Dream Ghost Book is a collection of 15 stories about ghosts.

Here are the some of the sentences it includes:

  1. You won’t be the last person to die in this house.
  2. She is speaking Japanese in reverse, and has flames tearing at the insides of her eyes.
  3. I put my lips to your ear and whispered every secret I’ve ever kept.
  4. All night I kept getting emails from people I thought were dead.
  5. “You’re not dying,” Diego said. “You just ate too much ice cream.”

Read reviews on Goodreads! Purchase at whygodwhy.com!

Jun 26
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DEAR GOD I NEED NEVER SEE MARY WORTH IN SHORTS AGAIN ARE YOU LISTENING UNIVERSE
DEAR GOD I NEED NEVER SEE MARY WORTH IN SHORTS AGAIN ARE YOU LISTENING UNIVERSE
Jun 25
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pileofnearmisses: capn_special: CUSTOM COMICS 12: nothing rhymes with twelve :|

pileofnearmisses:

capn_special: CUSTOM COMICS 12: nothing rhymes with twelve :|
Jun 24
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“American Girls,” Soul Coughing w/Weezer

This song always makes me happy.

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The Only 8-Minute Plus Songs I Ever Want To Listen To

  • Kashmir, Led Zeppelin
  • Bad, U2
  • Girl From the North Country, Secret Machines
  • Whenever You See Fit, 764-HERO/Modest Mouse
  • A Quick One While He’s Away, The Who
  • Eurotrash Girl, Cracker
  • Stranglehold, Ted Nugent
  • War Pigs, Ozzy Osbourne
You?
Jun 23
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Zombie meme

kfan:

I love this meme.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon.
2. One song blasting on the speakers.
3. One famous person to fight alongside you.

Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

1. The throwing swords you get with full heart chambers in the original Zelda

2. “Dedicated To the One I Love” by The Mamas and The Papas

3. Dr. Peter Venkman

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Sabrage: “Be careful not to chop off your thumb. A full swing of the sabre isn’t necessary; also if one’s aim is especially poor, it’s possible (though difficult) to strike the hand holding the bottle.”
Sabrage: “Be careful not to chop off your thumb. A full swing of the sabre isn’t necessary; also if one’s aim is especially poor, it’s possible (though difficult) to strike the hand holding the bottle.”