Damn, Gina

Please, let me name your baby.

allthesmallthingsminiatures:

1:12th scale Ladies knitted accessories c. 1943 by buttercupminiatures

For the miniature Stevie Nicks in your life.

Saw a dead bug on its back on the sidewalk and reflexively thought, “And now his watch is ended.”

N: Bob is so weird. I bet he has like 100 children.

S: Or like none, and like a million turtles.

S: And his house smells terrible, all turtle tanks everywhere.

S: “Oh, this one’s a real beaut.”

monasticmaestoso:

open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

It’s been a very stressful past couple of days but this made me laugh really hard

iateabee:

(Via glitterghoul.)

The Phantasmagoria was at Bell’s Amusement Park in my hometown (now demolished). It took me many years of childhood to build up the nerve to ride it but all I remember is you almost get hit by a skeleton driving a bus.

debbiecountry:

A female Stiles from Teen Wolf.

Comin’ atcha with mad older sisterism.

"New Jack Swing on my nuts."

Finally understands the benefit of insoles.

I did have a ska phase.

Headphones on means leave me alone.

I LOVE YOU, PAN FRIED DUMPLINGS

"Probably gonna forget all this stuff."

I just…

Cranky ‘cause took nap in bra

I would go to Olive Garden

Does this look weird to you?

Completely uninterested in anything on HGTV

Always want to listen to Seger

Am I the only person who thinks it’s a little suspect and creepy that Bill Murray spends a lot of time crashing strangers’ parties? Get some friends of your own, Bill.

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

Nick, I’ve found our ideal pet: a catdog.

Tofutti Klein

About twice a year I like to have one too many and murmur “Fuck yeah skeksis, where are you when I need you fuck yeah skeksis,” into a giant seashell like Edward Herrmann in Overboard.