Please, let me name your baby.
For the miniature Stevie Nicks in your life.
N: Bob is so weird. I bet he has like 100 children.
S: Or like none, and like a million turtles.
S: And his house smells terrible, all turtle tanks everywhere.
S: “Oh, this one’s a real beaut.”
open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop
It’s been a very stressful past couple of days but this made me laugh really hard
The Phantasmagoria was at Bell’s Amusement Park in my hometown (now demolished). It took me many years of childhood to build up the nerve to ride it but all I remember is you almost get hit by a skeleton driving a bus.
A female Stiles from Teen Wolf.
Comin’ atcha with mad older sisterism.
"New Jack Swing on my nuts."
Finally understands the benefit of insoles.
I did have a ska phase.
Headphones on means leave me alone.
I LOVE YOU, PAN FRIED DUMPLINGS
"Probably gonna forget all this stuff."
Cranky ‘cause took nap in bra
I would go to Olive Garden
Does this look weird to you?
Completely uninterested in anything on HGTVAlways want to listen to Seger
Am I the only person who thinks it’s a little suspect and creepy that Bill Murray spends a lot of time crashing strangers’ parties? Get some friends of your own, Bill.
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
Nick, I’ve found our ideal pet: a catdog.
About twice a year I like to have one too many and murmur “Fuck yeah skeksis, where are you when I need you fuck yeah skeksis,” into a giant seashell like Edward Herrmann in Overboard.