Last night at Freddy’s
We went to Fuck Hill in the shaggin’ wagon. We decided to dedicate our lives to synchronized swimming. We got a shit part in HMS Pinafore. We hated his haircut but loved his armpit hair. We broke our toe during secret cheerleading practice in the basement. We saw him at Pizza Paul & Mary. We grew out our Rachel. We Frenched. We took the hand of the demon. We had an ice sculpture of a bulldog at our prom. We read about rape in Glamour magazine. We waxed our butt, moustache, eyebrows and feet. We were locked in the bathroom at the party. We did it in front of the tiger. We are CRINGE.
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