“I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.”
Sample: “Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”
“Why would i want to check a voicemail on my cell phone? People want to talk to me, call again. If i want to talk to you, I’ll answer.”
“I didn’t live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don’t fix me your breakfast and pretend you’re fixing mine.”
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“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there....
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sarahb: “I’m 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says.”
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