Damn, Gina
Things my mother frowns on while wedding dress shopping

(I have a feeling this will be a running list)

  • Pretending it’s my mother and me who are engaged
  • Beginning sentences with, “Hey, wouldn’t it be funny if I wore this”
  • When the lady in the shop asks when the wedding will be, answering, “As soon as he’s paroled!” and holding up crossed fingers
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