Damn, Gina

We are watching Gladiator.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:02:58 -0500

Me: If someone killed me and our future children, would you become a gladiator?
[Long pause]
Him: If someone killed you and our future children, and I passed out from the grief, and woke up to find I'd been kidnapped and sent to some sort of gladiator boot camp... yes, I guess I would become a gladiator.
Me: Well, you don't have to.
Him: Okay.
Me: I'd just want you to be happy.
Him: That's sweet.
Me: While I'm dead and all. With our kids.
Him: Our kids who don't exist yet.
[Silence]
Him (hand pat): Don't worry; I'd avenge you.

Photo

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:37:12 -0500

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Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:04:08 -0500

(via distorte)

I can’t tell you how hard I’m not clicking on that...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:32:41 -0500

I can’t tell you how hard I’m not clicking on that one.

A valid question, I think you’ll agree.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:59:12 -0500

A valid question, I think you’ll agree.

things that are good:

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:18:58 -0500

turtalia:

an attempt to make myself less crabby.

yesterday on our dinner break when we weren’t hungry (due to craft services snacks), we took a chilly walk uptown for awesome cookies.

A friend who is thinking of collecting a few people to buy land upstate to share asked me if I wanted in. Which I’m not sure I do but it is a pretty high compliment I think, to be included.

my boss hates all the same people I do.

It is sunny outside. It is sunny and chilly and the leaves are still falling and being crunchy on the ground.

this malt-whiskey-marmalade, which was a gift hauled across an ocean, is awesome.

my dad thinks what I’m working on this week is really cool.

josh always takes out the mice I kill.

Thanksgiving is coming and I love thanksgiving.

I just realized I don’t have to leave for work for 2 hrs so I’m going for a walk.

Your boss hating the same people you do sounds like a giant coup to me.

Hats 29, Sarah 0

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 08:27:45 -0500

Hats 29, Sarah 0

"On the train I was overjoyed to overhear a conversation between three teenage boys (maybe thirteen,..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:04:01 -0500

“

On the train I was overjoyed to overhear a conversation between three teenage boys (maybe thirteen, fourteen?) in school uniform with uniformly terrible hair.

Boy 1: Did youse do the assignment?

Boy 2: Yeah

Boy 1: Did youse do first or third person?

Boy3: Did anyone do second?

Boy1: No one does second. (points to Boy 2) So what did you do?

Boy 2: First. Wait. No. Third. Wait. What’s the difference again?

Boy 1: First is me talking to you, second is you talking to me (points to Boy 3) third is him just talking and he never fuckin’ shuts up.

”

- Genius Aussie YA author and screenwriter Simmone Howell » Lessons in viewpoint somewhere near Parramatta (via iateabee)

kfan: In the 2009 Cringe Contributors vs College Humor Employees Halloween Costume Contest, Marc...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 11:52:52 -0500

kfan:

In the 2009 Cringe Contributors vs College Humor Employees Halloween Costume Contest, Marc Balgavy’s Guy Fieri costume defeated Streeter Seidel’s Guy Fieri costume.

Hands down! Always go with the Balgavy.

My friends Alicia, Megan and Stephen cheering on the marathon...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:57:54 -0500

My friends Alicia, Megan and Stephen cheering on the marathon today in New York, via Sarah’s Flickr

Photo

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:27:00 -0500

In a relationship? Not in a relationship?

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:30:00 -0400

osmium:

On social networking sites, there should not only be a button to tell your relationship status, but there should also be one that says I Am Trying To Entertain You / I Am Not Trying To Entertain You.

Just heard a conversation about people’s boring twitter feeds, and it makes me wish I could make it clear on my twitter: This is not an attempt to get world famous, this is where I bitch when my office is too cold. “Tweet like you would like to be tweeted!” (Or whatever.) Not every word out of my mouth is an exercise in branding.

I just made a Twitter list of Whiners, and one of Funny (Trying). This is so I remember not to click on either of them.

After spending 20 minutes creating Twitter lists, this is how I feel.

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 10:43:19 -0400

After spending 20 minutes creating Twitter lists, this is how I feel.

I'd completely forgotten Stevie B's "Because I Love You" until two minutes ago but I'm going to let it slide because this was so good.

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:44:06 -0400

I'd completely forgotten Stevie B's "Because I Love You" until two minutes ago but I'm going to let it slide because this was so good.:

(via Gleemonex)

This headline brings me more joy and satisfaction than I could ever imagine

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:41:28 -0400

This headline brings me more joy and satisfaction than I could ever imagine

Lessons learned today

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 18:17:00 -0400

do not allow a 3-year old to consume a regular full-sized chocolate bar
you cannot carry three pumpkins home yourself, whether you’re walking, on a train, or on a bus
you certainly cannot carry three pumpkins home yourself, whether you’re walking, on a train, or on a bus, while also supervising a 3-year old who has been allowed to consume a regular full-sized chocolate bar
always stand behind a 3-year old on an escalator
no one wanted the freaking pumpkins besides you anyway
practice safe sex

bluishorange: me3dia: CHARMED: It’s the Most Wonderul Time of...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:11:27 -0400

bluishorange:

me3dia:

CHARMED: It’s the Most Wonderul Time of the Year

“What are you going to be for Halloween this year?”

“Oh, I was thinking maybe a Lichtenstein painting.”

“…”

Oh MAN, this is awesome. I’d totally do something like this if I wasn’t anti-facepaint.

This is FANTASTIC.

I’ve actually created another Tumblr called Other Sarah...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:04:00 -0400

I’ve actually created another Tumblr called Other Sarah Browns; I just haven’t done anything with it yet.

Depends; how much you payin’?

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 07:27:24 -0400

Depends; how much you payin’?

camplittlewolf: DJs Business Casual & Heart Disease (The Number One Killa In America),...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:58:54 -0400

camplittlewolf:

DJs Business Casual & Heart Disease (The Number One Killa In America), 10-28-09

“Memories” - Clinic
“I Wanna Be Adored” - The Stone Roses
“The Raven” - Isobel Campbell and Mark Lanegan
“Sand” - Lee Hazlewood and Nancy Sinatra
“Black Magic” - Jarvis Cocker
“The Book Lovers” - Broadcast
“Seagreen Serenades” - Silver Apples
“Young Men Dead” - The Black Angels
“Stir Inside This House” - 13th Floor Elevators
“Cat Wants To Be Dog” - Macha
“He Hit Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss)” - Grizzly Bear
“Night Of The Long Grass” - The Troggs
“Naturally Stoned” - The Avant Garde
“It’s Not Too Beautiful” - The Beta Band

“Nothing’s Gonna Stop” - Folk Implosion
“Here Cum Germs” - Alien Sex Fiend
“White Walls” - The Vanishing
“Kaw-Liga (Moody Boys rmx)” - The Residents
“The Great Pretender” - Brain Eno
“White Car in Germany” - The Associates
“Colony” - Joy Division
“Capers” - Birthday Party
“Terror Couple Kill Colonel” - Bauhaus
“(That’s When I Reach For My) Revolver” - Mission of Burma
“Pictures on my Wall” - Echo & the Bunnymen
“Bermuda” - Roky Erickson

“Red Eyes and Tears” - Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
“Dead Souls” - Joy Division
“Losers, Weepers” - The Rock*A*Teens
“Fluorescent Grey” - Deerhunter
“Henry Lee” - Nick Cave and PJ Harvey
“Nature Boy” - Ellen Dedrick (The Free Design)
“Season Of The Witch” - Donovan
“Manipulation” - The Black Angels
“Cities In Dust” - Siouxsie And The Banshees
“In Particular” - Blonde Redhead
“Third Uncle” - Brian Eno
“Journey To The Center Of The Mind” - The Amboy Dukes
“Tower Of Song” - The Jesus and Mary Chain
“Inside” - 14 Iced Bears
“All Tomorrow’s Parties” - The Velvet Underground

“Contact” - Brigitte Bardot
“La Plus Belle ” - Sylvie Vartan
“Golden Lights” - Twinkle
“You Showed Me” - Lightning Seeds
“Sugar Tax” - OMD
“Shoot You Down” - Stone Roses
“Cheree” - Suicide
“The Other Side of Mt. Heart Attack” - Liars
“These Boots Were Made for Walking” - Crispin Glover
“Teenage Suicide” - Unrest
“Gimmie Danger” - Iggy & the Stooges
“Nothing Left to Lose” - Wipers

I really want to listen to this all, right now.

I miss my iTunes.